Can you guess the original lyric?

Excuse me while I kiss this guy!

Real lyric:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky!

Your own personal pizza

Real lyric:
Your own personal jesus

Saving his life from this warm sausage tea

Real lyric:
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Just let me staple the vicar

Real lyric:
Just let me state for the record

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take out T, C, P

Real lyric:
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care of T-C-B

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FAQ

When will I receive my package?

Orders are processed within 2–5 days, with estimated delivery times of 3-5 business days for the USA, though shipping may take longer during holidays. Long story short, you should get your package within 10 business days, but typically sooner!

Can I cancel my order?

If you want to cancel your order, please contact or email us at support@misheardtees.com as soon as possible. After a few hours, most items are already in the printing process, and we won't be able to stop it. If that happens, the item will be delivered to you.

How do I know which size to buy?

Tap the "need help?" on every adult product page, enter height, weight & fit style (fitted, retail, relaxed), and we'll recommend the closest Bella+Canvas size. Manual chart also available here:

Sizing Chart

What if my shirt arrives damaged?

Lots of planning, work, and design go in each product because we want you to love your Misheard Tees order, but if something’s not right, we’re here to help!

If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ve got you covered with free returns or exchanges, just notify us within 30 calendar days and include a quick photo so we can make it right. Contact

Our team will get back to you within 2 business days. Your happiness is important to us, so if you have any concerns at all, reach out, we're always happy to help.

Picked the wrong size — now what?

Because every tee is printed just for you, we can't re-shelve returns, but we offer easy exchanges. Just let us know within 30 calendar days of receiving your item by contacting us at misheardtees.com/contact.

Returned items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. As a small business, each item is made to order with care, so we kindly ask that customers cover return shipping for standard exchanges.