Did you catch “This one goes out to the one-eyed dove” instead of R.E.M.’s classic “This One Goes Out to the One I Love”? You’re among friends!

Inspired by R.E.M.’s 1987 anthem, this playful misheard-lyric tee lets you salute that mythical pirate pigeon in style. Perfect for alt-rock devotees, birdwatchers with a sense of humor, or anyone who loves a clever lyrical mix-up.

Wear it to concerts, record-store runs, casual Fridays, or weekend coffee missions. Soft, lightweight, and printed on premium Bella+Canvas, it’s built for all-day comfort and endless “Wait, what does your shirt say?” moments.

Rock the dove, spark a conversation, and keep those misheard lyrics flying.

The One-Eyed Dove

Color: Asphalt Asphalt

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Misheard Tees Original Artwork

Premium Bella+Canvas® T-shirt
100% Airlume™ Ring-spun Cotton 4.2 oz
Soft & Breathable Unisex Retail Fit
Heathers: 52/48 Cotton-Poly (same 4.2 oz)

Did you catch “This one goes out to the one-eyed dove” instead of R.E.M.’s classic “This One Goes Out to the One I Love”? You’re among friends!

Rock the dove, spark a conversation, and keep those misheard lyrics flying.

Product Details

- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
- The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
- The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
- Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Care Instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

Shipping & Returns

SHIPPING

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All orders usually arrive within 7-10 business days within the USA.
Shipping is FREE on orders over $60! (applied at checkout).
You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped.
Some items may ship separately depending on stock, so they might arrive at different times.

RETURNS & EXCHANGES

Lots of planning, work, and design go in each product because we want you to love your Misheard Tees order, but if something’s not right, we’re here to help!

Defects & Misprints

Claims must be filled within 30 calendar days of the delivery date.
Provide order number + clear photos of the issue.
Approved claims receive a free reprint and shipment, no return necessary.

Size Exchanges

We do not offer refunds or free replacements for ordering the wrong size.
Unworn, unwashed items may be exchanged once within 30 days of delivery.
As a small business, each item is made to order with care, so we kindly ask that customers cover return shipping for exchanges; outbound replacement ships at our standard rate.